Teddy Bears smell rather interesting. Especially the new ones. To me, some of the new ones, smell like the season of Winter. You know… raindrops and snow… And coming to some other new ones, they smell like those Beauty Saloons. Did I spell that right? Anyways like I said. They have a very variable interesting smell. I’m smelling one now and it smells like Doritos with Salsa. And no. I have never eaten Nachos with Salsa around this teddy bear before.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, The Worst Birthday :
Stupid Dudley : Pass the frying pan
Harry : You forgot the magic word.
…Dudley gasped and fell of his chair. Mrs.Dursley gave a small scream and clapped her hands to her mouth;Mr.Dursley jumped to his feet…
Harry : I meant ‘please’! I didn’t mean-”
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, The Worst Birthday:
Dudley : “How about – ‘We had to write an essay about our hero at school, Mr.Mason, and I wrote about you.'”
This was too much for both Aunt Petunia and Harry. Aunt Petunia burst into tears and hugged her son, while Harry ducked under the table so they wouldn’t see him laughing.
“Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.” Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The MOVIES! (Not sure if it’s in the book)
Hagrid : Who told you about Fluffy?
Ron : Fluffy?
Hermione : That thing has a name?
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
Waitress : Can I take your order?
Hermione : I’ll have a capuchino
Waitress : You?
Ron : Um.. uh, whatever she said. (just added the um and uh, for special effects :) )
Harry : Same
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One
THREE CHEERS, WITH EXTRA CHOCOLATE SAUCE, FOR HARRY POTTER!
1. I’ve mentioned this to all my friends. But Harry Potter readers. Did you ever know that Hermione Granger writes this gigantic letter on Harry’s birthday but forgets to say Happy Birthday? That makes me laugh. And this criticism is officially copy-righted and so. Nobody – and I mean nobody – can step up to J.K Rowling saying they found out the criticism. Hear me?